| Alan Fick (Softball makes me hot) |
| Gordon Stout (changing bats and batting left handed) |
| Ike Yancey |
| Nathan Oesterlei (I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!) |
| Mike Parisi (let's get the bats a rollin' tonight boys, i'm back) |
| Mike Janson (It will be warm tonight) |
| Majik Lorentz |
| Mark Smith (I'm in) |
| John Wichmann (I need a slump buster) |
| Matt Hofer (Bring water for the heat - its easier to drink beer that way too) |
| Tim Chapman (Sure) |
| Dan Fernandez |
| Thomas Lorentz |
| Scott Stark |
| Brian Walsh (Working on it coach. I should know by 2:00 pm) |
| Mike Oilcan Lorentz (Ich bin ein Homosexual) |