| Alan Fick (ITS NOT A TEAM BAT!) |
| Mike Parisi (i'll be there) |
| Mike Oilcan Lorentz (i'm the best phucker on this phucking Gad dommed team you feckerfaced feckerfaces. eff all yall. coach, i'm batting third. dont give a Gad dormed schite about what you have to say about it either. Also, it was David Silver not David Green.) |
| Ike Yancey |
| Gordon Stout (My Dad is coming tonight, so we need to put on a good show for him.) |
| Mike Janson (It's going to rain anyways) |
| Nathan Oesterlei (i bet chappy has to watch nba playoffs) |
| Mark Smith (I'm in.) |
| Matt Hofer (were having practice if the game is cancelled) |
| Majik Lorentz (cuz i got yer glove) |
| John Wichmann (I'm in sucka ars snitches) |