| Jeff Freisleben |
| Dave Stovall (sweep two and we're in the playoffs for sure.) |
| Mark Stovall |
| Gabe Iverson |
| Fernando Galaviz |
| Jon Owens |
| Dan Boulais ("PLAYOFFS?? PLAYOFFS???? WE'RE JUST TRYING TO WIN A GAME HERE") |
| Tim Lee |
| Steve Griffin (HOLY CRAP!!!! tim has a better batting avg than 4 of you....do i hear lineup change coming?) |
| Tommy Farinacci (ok move tim up one spot) |
| Second Pickup |
| Juan Uribe |
| Chris Perry |
| First Pickup |
| Josh Shenkir ("Dave Stovall sleeps with the fishes") |
| Andy Crawford |