| Dave Stovall (Stovetop) (because your hits for the year have totalled like 50 feet) |
| Tim Lee (They Hate Me) (why am i batting last?) |
| Juan Uribe (Pull Hitter) (I'll be there.) |
| Steve Griffin (Spoda) (i'm still money) |
| Jeff Freisleben (Frizzlebean) (I'll be there) |
| Tom Farinacci (Slowpoke) (still there for the win streak) |
| Mark Stovall (Buzzsaw) |
| Dan Boulais (Gump) |
| Andy Crawford (Flipper) (STEVE SUCKS! I'M SO MONEY!) |
| Jon Owens (Super Honkey) (I'LL BE THERE) |
| Stu Oertli (Showtime) |
| Howie Hill |
| None |