| Andy Crawford (I found us one sub. we are still one short. I am working on that right now) |
| Dave Stovall (Are we going to start with 9? Or call in Navarro/Miller?) |
| Jeff Freisleben |
| Jon Owens (Okay, I changed my mind. I am still gay and have recently found out I like to crossdress as well. Steve is still my gay lover.) |
| Howard Hill (Andy, put my damn double in from two or three games ago!!!) |
| Tommy Farinacci (Howard does not get a double if I keep getting an error every time I get on base, oh and by the way Steve is still gay.) |
| Juan Uribe (Man, it might get dangerous in the dugout.) |
| Mark Stovall |